I was looking for a job because I'm in college or something and I found this weird ad in a newspaper. It was a job for a night guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. It had a shitty pay, but because of plot reasoning, I took the job. I arrived at the place and was told the animatronics were gonna move around the Pizza place. Nothing happened, only Bonnie moved like one room. Then the next day it got harder. There was Foxy who ran towards me and it was super sp00ky. It kept ketting harder and instead of quitting the job after the first night, I decided to be a jackass and risk my life for 150 bucks. The fifth night was super hard, Bonnie and Chica showed up and just as I closed the doors Freddy got in and knocked me out cold. I was tied up to a chair and Freddy was in front of me, ready to stuff me into a Fazbear suit. But then Foxy rushed in, killed the fucker and untied me. I orgasmed and said: "Kiss me you yiffy bastard" And we had a lovely make out session. Then I quit my job and I didn't get the 150 bucks. The end.
Or it could just be a boring-ass theory that goes on and on.